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Growing Up In West Berlin / 06.04.1981 - Today

This is my actual CV and all things being equal? I shall finally begin as a pensioner on April Fools Day next year ie 2025, at the sprightly young age of 66 years and 3 months- Hooray! PS: My last State Pension statement (covering full medical insurance & later care + Free local travel pass. plus telly licence to-boot too) runs continuously with 'no breaks at all at all' from my 16th birthday (when I first started paying National Insurance at my cushty little part-time Coopers Arms number) 12.01.75 - 31.03.25 which I make to be, a whopping 50 years and 2 and a bit months no less- Fancy!  https://www.dropbox.com/sh/17tm72iwkod8w33/AACC5mLPJ4qOGaWBz47wAvjba?dl=0  - PS: Scroll right to the bottom at 'GGR 2022 -63.pdf' for the Front Page -"Cripes!"

The Final Update of my world-beating CV – Posted: 19.07.2024 - https://webmail.freenet.de/Cloud/?shareToken=2fc8e1e3f0ce463d33bdc4de59922be074a3e6c8

 PS: All documents shown within are de facto invalid, I now proudly hold EU German Citizenship – Hooray!

Seeling Strasse 37, 14059 Berlin, Germany

Tel: +491757365666 (sms only) & +4917639285797 

em: graham.ricketts@freenet.de & graham.ricketts@gmx.de

graham.george.ricketts@gmail.com

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 Posted 08.06.24 - "Ich Bin Ein Brexit Opfer"

 and 'Baby Doomer'


Quite big here in Sunny EU Berlin at the mo -

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxOpanZSMiE

The New Normal“

Posted 06.07.24 

 


And Who is Who?“ - Posted: 15.07.24

 Posted – 17.07.2024 - Happy 70th Our Angie: You’re worth a dozen Thatchers, and a baker’s dozen at that – Hooray! https://www.dw.com/en/how-do-germans-view-angela-merkels-legacy/a-69686758

 I can really imagine this actually happening in real life

Posted - 19.07.24

 What would happen today though, I wonder?

https://www.dw.com/en/germany-marks-80th-anniversary-of-stauffenbergs-attempt-to-kill-hitler/video-69717704

Posted - 20.07.24

 


Posted – 03.08.24 – Your EU German will have to be really tippy top to fathom this little gem out – Fancy! 


Look's like Private Eye has got some serious satirical competition these days?

Posted - 26.08.24 


 Posted - 01.09.24 (B&W Oils - Berlin 1983)

 

Posted - 01.09.24 - Berlin - 1984

https://www.dw.com/en/currywurst-haggis-and-rolex-fast-food-from-around-the-world/g-69982686

Posted: 05.09.24 - Haggis actually originating from, er, England of course - Yummy! Yummy! PS: Fun Fact: Ex-German Chancellor Helmut Kohl was very fond of Saumagen (Sow's stomach) a very similar, though much posher version.


Posted - 05.09.24
 
100 years already, it only seems like yesterday that a certain Albert Einstein opened the very first one – Hooray! He soon had to scarper again though, to avoid that crazy damned foreigner with the daft moustache https://www.ifa-berlin.com/

Ah Yes! I remember it well, only the hard core remained of course https://www.dw.com/en/1994-remembering-when-world-war-ii-allies-left-berlin/a-70156413

As well as celebrating a fine ‚Written Constitution‘ too, naturally https://www.bundestag.de/en/documents/textarchive/kw36-open-day-1013292

Posted: 08.09.24 - X 3 above 

This is Tina (a born-Berlinerin and the first German person I'd ever actually met barring dear Astrid‘s Mum Ursula that is, who was originally from Ludwigshafen, before she became a Norwegian’) the second person to have a profound effect on the way my future destiny panned out, she being the great bright spark who thought it a wonderful idea (in 1979 whils’t on a short visit there) for me to move ‚lock, stock and corkscrew‘, from Sunny EU London to an even Sunnier EU West Berlin, and begin a whole new, highly adventerous totally independent life, so I duly did, (some 2 years later) and have never looked back since – Hooray! - Posted – 15.09.24




Posted – 25.09.24 – Sheer Genius X 4

Posted - 25.09.24 - Pretty damned impressive stuff in anybody's book https://www.innotrans.de/en/

Posted – 27.09.24 –

Top Song – Enjoy!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgUK3p7Q7DE

Posted - 28.09.24 - Yet another long lost Meisterwerk (pastel) - 1982

 
Posted – 03.10.2024 – Most of us remember this time very well, in my case it was at the start of a private party, early in the evening, where somebody rushed into the main room and shouted „The Wall is Down“. Nobody believed her for a moment, thinking it just a silly spoof, (related to a daft childish argument with a flatmate there) but then the cars started honking outside, so it was either the biggest Turkish wedding in history, or another thing entirely – Hooray! https://www.timeanddate.com/holidays/germany/german-unity-day


'And not forgetting a big Fat Old "Jealous" too of course
 
Posted – 04.10.24 - X 3
Daily Fun & Games in Sunny EU West Berlin last Century!

Mat of course, didn’t have a clue what was soon to be coming! (neither did I) „cat’s away the mice will play“ and all that old tosh aka totally taking the piss out of a situation to its very limit – Wankers.

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Posted – 05.10.24 – Class of 2012, no less. Although living here in Sunny EU Berlin for some decades, and being able to speak, understand, write & read the language fairly competently, taking (and passing) an ‚Official‘ State-Recognised) Public Exam to a certain level, and getting the Certificate to actually prove it, is another kettle of badly-packed-kippers entirely. All of us here, („that’s me in the corner losing my religion“) had different nationalities, I was the only one who’d been in town for so long, so had a slight advantage, (though not a contest in any way of course). They were all mature graduates in their various fields, (one actually a Professor Dr. of Physics no less). A very nice bunch of hard-working people, we met in class daily for 6 hours, for a whole year (plenty of homework was ladled out as well). An’ Internationally ‚Professionally-Recognised‘ Measure of Competence’ in any Foreign Language (not to be confused with UK O & A levels, or even University (proper) Degrees in the subject) states that an absolute beginner starts with the level A1 (once actually passed that is, – right through to the highest level C2 which essentially refers to Native Speakers (at the very highest level of competence naturally). In Europe/UK for instance, to start a proper (state-funded) apprenticeship/training, one needs at least B2 (which we all got here on our own course – also very useful when applying for German/another Nationality Citizenship too naturally). To study at a State University, one requires at least level C1. There’s a lot of Mickey Mouse Language Courses out there (especially from today’s Third Country Britain, mentioning Cambridge and the like) which are also not cheap, and can often simply go unrecognised when actually applying for said foreign education/training. Private Firms/Schools/Universities can all generally simply do as they please of course, whether the resulting piece of paper is actually worth anything or not, is another matter entirely, innit. PS: After much ado, I finally managed to fund my own course through the European Social Fund (ESF) which I did 100% alone, the final cost was circa €8,500,- so I was very lucky indeed.

PPS: Although being no foreign-language natural, and I always have to keep on the auld ball daily, though do learn something new and interesting German-language-wise constantly. My current level and pretty large vocabulary (roughly the same as my English one) is easily (well I reckon) now C1-C2 (as proven by recent high-requirement jobs where no problems arose in the real ‚unaided‘ world, though one as per usual, only gets paid at one's de facto kosher qualification & experience level), it all depends on the quality of what one regularly watches, listens to and reads, and with whom one actually spends one’s time with of course (as was/is always the case, was/is it not?) therefore, I’ll rest it then – Goodnight! Remembering too; that your College/School are often quite different to where you actually take your Final Exam/s – and the Examination Board actually stated on your Certificate is the one that Actually ‚de facto real-word‘ Counts. AI may well replace translation services, but it can't simply replace Human Skill - This is a Mega Big Global Business - Hooray!

NB: It’s fairly easy to find an Online - ‚Proper UK-Recognised - English C2 Test‘ – So try it out sometime (as a Native) and see just what you Don’t Really Know, (no matter what your own level of percieved‘ competence may be) – Fancy!

Posted – 07.10.24 – Every early October, here in Sunny EU Berlin, our now well-loved „Festival of Lights“ takes place, this now being the 20th no less – Hooray! https://www.visitberlin.de/en/event/festival-lights-2024 As with Londoners, ie ‚those who were actually born there or have lived there for a very long time‘, Berliners also like to Moan quite a lot, about their, er, lot! Though unlike with London (which is nearly 3 times bigger, and 3 times older) they, in contrast, really don’t have anything to genuinely moan about, well Public Services-Wise at least. PS: Many Scandinavians suffer from a now regular ailment called ‚Seasonal Affective Disorder, (SAD) basically a depression brought on by dark and very cold winters, so perhaps they should also have more Light Festivals, like ever-Sunny EU Berlin too then?

Posted – 07.10.24 – A Really Excellent Track, period - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXjI8OOZolE

Pascal brilliantly running the Linde (terrific music was played loud & often too)
Nemos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOygvVNUg0M

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Also Posted – 09.10.24 + also Lilliput

And Posted once again on - 09.10.24

"eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher"

Posted - 10.10.24 - No decent & respectable household should ever be without one, period

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Posted – 11.10.24  x 2 – Just across the small road to my second flat at Nennhauser Damm 27, Staaken (an old so-called Landhaus). This direct winter view shows a school for Soviet kids, ie dependents, just on the other siide, all in a very quiet area (sic), so from December 1982 > July 1985, I did actually get quite a good first-hand knowledge of how they did things along that there Wall (on both sides). PS: On occassion, one could clearly hear live Soviet tank excercises over there, (usually very late at night) a whoosh, then a big bang, right out in moonlit Brandenburg. The small fenced-off/line drawn, demarkation line on the West side (was still de facto GDR territory) so now and again, when some daft git parked his/her car too closely, a crane would actually lift them over into the East, usually at night (and all quite legally). Actually getting them back again, was often an almost impossible, and extremely costly affair (just think of the insurance claim) Fancy!






Posted – 11.10.24 x 6 – This little one-room Pub, namely Zur Linde, is the very first German Pub I ever stepped into – Fancy! It looked very, very, different then, and it was during my second-ever ‚visit here at the end of 1979 (see pic), two years before I moved here proper, no less. Today, it still likes to call itself a ‚Kolleltiv‘ (but that’s simply open to interpretation methinks). Always a cosysomewhat of a middle-class Charlottenburg rarity‘ student-orientated establishment, it’s also catered/s for a certain kind of general-lefty/green punter to-boot. It now is the de facto last German Pub I’ve ever been in as well, as I last visited it some 6 years ago (though only just around the corner), and decided then to knock pubs & cafés (Yawn!) on the head for good, period (for various reasons, but mainly out of total boredom). PS: In my many moons of being here on the auld razzle, I’ve never been barred or kicked- out of a boozer once, unlike some I could mention – And never, ever, de facto fired from a job either - Hooray! - Honnist!

Posted – 12.10.24 – Bite & Chew marks courtesy of a hungry Harry, the young Border Collie (many, many, years later)

Also posted – 12.10.24 x 2

No More Heroes Anymore“

Well all except for one that is‘


Posted – 12.10.24 x 4 "Modern Drinking"

Also posted – 12.10.24 „Tenshun!“



Also posted – 12.10.24 – British Berlin Yacht Club (BBYC) 1980‘s & earlier + other related bits & bobs x 11. PS: The wonderful Sunderland Boatplanes landed on The Havel (BBYC aka British Berlin Evacuation Centre) during the Berlin Airlift of 1948 > mainly taking out young refugees aux-various, to safety
PS:  Click here to see the naked truth of my stay at the BBYC https://webmail.freenet.de/Cloud/?shareToken=d852920ed2dd013586d6ea91cafc7a420b2ce9d9



Posted 13.10.24 x 10
Also Posted 13.10.24 x 2 – This is how a well-accented professional German Weather Report / Forecast should really be done – Magic! https://youtu.be/btlGMBA2XO4?si=y3k7fso-hoCAfLP0

 Posted – 14.10.24 - This was quite an interesting time as well, I eventually became the very last British employee (LEC) to leave the very last British Military Establishment in West Berlin in December 1994. My night shift finally finished (06:00 hrs – on the last Testimonial with BRIO) as I handed over the keys, etc to the powers that be (all filmed by the local News too) – An end of an era, so it was! PS: This last lap was a totally different ball-game and relaxed atmosphere compared to my previous stint at Edinburgh House. The acting-Manager was a decent chap (no more of the original staff left, (Old-Manager not included either, he was quite a decent egg too (known from BBYC days) ran the place pretty well, despite being Welsh and an ex-Rugby Ref, he did though also enjoy reading Punch for his sins, some good yarns too Boyo Bach)   (all except for one, who I really consider a friend, and who most kindly tipped me for the job) including many obviously bitter, jealous, quite clueless & talentless, little control-freaks, most unlikely to ever get new, similar jobs in the Real Worlds of either here in Sunny EU Berlin/Germany or in now what’s Third Country Britain – „Cripes!“ ), still serving as an Army WO1 (though soon to retire with his wife, to another very nice little number down Heidelburg way). I tied my slightly longer blonde hair up for starters, (a real No! No! Before) and virtually lived there 24/7, right till the very last night shift (when all was totally quiet and empty), finally ending on Friday16th December 1994. Those 77 days straight (many with 100% voluntary double-shifts) were simply one farewell party after another – I couldn’t believe how many people I’d actually known here (many from my earlier Yacht Club days). Great to have a decent room, free grub, and TV + bath/shower, as well as having shirts, etc, freshly washed & ironed to-boot, although I only actually lived 20 minutes walk away – Magic; Really! PS: The following year the Tax Office soon took the grin of my face (as I’d really earned a lot in a short time) by asking for much of it back, „What goes around comes around as they say!Only money, innit. https://webmail.freenet.de/Cloud/?shareToken=27680202b03e9947cb63d98c92be8512d6f9a45e PS: Bit of this and that later on as well, to keep the old hand in, as one does – https://webmail.freenet.de/Cloud/?shareToken=69d92c109310976e20020575685646a66b660b03 Full CV - Link (in German at top of this page) PPS: Finally - One rather odd coincidence, (well for me at least) was that when I first started at Edinburgh House. It’d just been completely refurbished and well tarted-up, with the whole Service being provided in the interim-period, at a nearby Barracks (staff and all). The usual standard moans prevailed about it all being so much better before under the old Boss (though nobody actually ever explained to me why of course). A big official Opening Day was had with one of the VIP guests being the much-loved (just retired) ex- Manager (also an old Army Major, no less). I met him for the first time, and said I was looking forward to learning something new and working there, and that I’d just enjoyed a refreshing short holiday at my Granny’s so was now ready to go full-steam-ahead. so to speak. He politely enquired where I’d been, to which I replied, „Bembridge on the Isle of Wight“ he then laughed pretty loudly saying „that’s where my wife and I have just moved to“ – Small World indeed, some of my new direct colleagues really did give me looks that could kill, so I was duly warned of what was to come (if I wasn’t careful) – Yawn!







 
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  Posted – 18.10.24 x 2 - PS: I knew the owner of this Bar pretty well, namely Robert aka 100 Pipers. He ran another smaller place before, called Enklave, where I first met him, he really had an excellent sense of Black ‚wry, intelligent Humour, (though never racist) as well as a fine taste in Music, with literally thousands of tapes aux-various (and all in decent English too). We shared the same birthday, he being exactly 20 years older, and oddly enough, we found ourselves working in the same firm together at the start of the 2000‘s as well. He made it to the grand old age of 79, so not too bad considering!
 

Posted - 19.10.24 x 4
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Posted – 20.10.24 - PS: To add to the above post regarding the lovely Stutti-Breakfasts at Hyronimous, it was actually preceeded by The Iconic Backstage Club. This was really quite a serious ‚Esoteric‘ (sic) Madhouse at the time, where the musical likes of Brown Sugar“ or „High Ho Silver Lining“ would never have been heard/played there in a million bleedin years, period, and I totally loved it, Really Quite Extreme Nutters All“, (I also first met one fine moaning, the well thick-cockney mates & muckers, Bob Harlow Esq aka Robin (Poplar-born) and young Ginger aka Brian Knight (Epsom-born) playing pool in Hyronimous, and the rest is bleedin history, innit) both a decade+ older than moir too John – Honnist. Hyronimous went on later to re-locate to Kaiser-Friedrich-Straße, which is happily far nearer to me, and they did a terrific job there too, making it almost as good as the original – then it all went and moved once again, even nearer, but that’s another story entirely, innit - Hooray°!
 
 

 
Posted - 20.10.24 x 6
Also Posted – 20.10.24 - Chamäleon Karma - Anfang 80-er Jahre > Café Nemo aka Nemo’s > Café Au Lait > Café Roland > Cafè Nemoo > Cafè Neufurt > Kopi bei Reiner > Glaube Liebe Hoffnung-bis jetzt
PS: A Quote from Viv playing Sir Henry (Audio Version)
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 Also Posted – 25.10.24 – There were about 40 Irish Pubs in Berlin in all, (East & West after the Wall Fall) some small, some Mega-Tourist Chains making a bloody fortune (and why not?). This old menu from Ray’s Irish Bar, (run by himself and his brother) was a real (West Berlin -1980‘s favourite insider-haunt for many locals (myself included) and others, aux-various alike). PS: Although there were also just a small handful of Scottish-themed Pubs, I rally can’t recall one single English one in all the time I’ve lived here (Spandau squaddie / ex-squaddie madhouses not included of course) – Hard Rock Café anybody? - Yawn!

 
 Posted – 26.10.24 x 6
Posted – 27.10.24 x 2 – Girl Calls – Tokyo-style


 
Posted - 27.10.24 x 3

27.10.2024 - Winter Officially Begins here Today in Sunny EU Berlin - Cold! You Don't Know What Cold is!" - "One Day it Was So Cold, The Flame on My Lighter Froze!"


posted – 28.10.24 x 4
Also Posted – 28.10.24 x 2 - I watched this young, brilliant Brazilian chap play for the first time ever yesterday, from Wiesbaden, on Arte (French/German) Public TV, here in Sunny EU Berlin. It doesn’t matter if you don’t like (or indeed understand) Classical Music, just watching & listening to this guy is really quite amazing (to put it mildly) – Enjoy! - https://www.arte.tv/en/videos/119440-000-A/guido-sant-anna/
 

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Posted – 03.11.24 x 3 – Cool Berlin Cats Everywhere – Hooray! https://webmail.freenet.de/Cloud/?shareToken=3ffb7d0c7953d8c11ea04a78c6683544d9fac94e

Posted - 04.11.24 - "Well There's Loverly Avenue" - https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c1wjq2x9x5eo

Posted – 08.11.24 x 3
Also Posted – 08.11.24 – Whils’t taking ,my daily constitutional stroll around the old Kiez Manor this morning, before a hard day at the Home Office (and very chilly-willy it was too) I went to throw a couple of very peckish (sic) crows some hazelnuts, which they really like to drop on cars, etc, trying to open them. These particular two though, had decided they’d much rather battle over the carcass of a street-rat instead. The distinct differences attwixt, The Law of Nature, just over the road in the Schloßpark, where owls, etc, regularly devour nice fresh field mice et al, and The Law of The Street / Hood, oddly came to mind? They’re both obviously Laws of Nature naturally, but all the same – eh!
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Also Posted – 09.11.24 - Richard Nelson French aka Richy was a pretty decent chap. He spent well over 30 years happily cycling all over town of an evening from pub to café, to wherever, selling the local Berlin TAZ Newspaper. I, like many others, knew him well for a long time, usually when he visited our particular hostelry of choice naturally. An American, I think I can fairly safely say that I was the only one around here who actually spoke to him in English, and his always well up-to-date knowledge of British Football (and politics) was second to none, most impressive, really. He liked a swift half, a little chat, then went merrily on his way again – a real Gent in fact. PS: One of his little insider jokes was to deliberately refer to The Hammers as West Hampton! Like me, he didn't suffer fools lightly either - Fancy!

Posted - 10.11.24 - Little did I know, that the usual 40 minutes it took to get back to West Berlin would take me nearly 10 hours - Phew!
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Posted – 11.11.24 x 3 – Klaus is also a fully qualified Glider Builder no less, and yer don’t meet many of them on the old Woolwich Ferry of a chilly mornin, now do yer?
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Posted - 13.11.24 - 'Brilliant'

Posted – 14.11.24 x 2 - The pretty short-lived Black Swan and its totally clueless, Massively-Ego'd, whizz-snorting, Northern-English Manager (Superman to some) (that once pretended-to-serve (chemical-laden British beer (sic), here in Sunny, EU Berlin) comes oddly to mind – Fancy! PS: EU Germany’s ‚iconic‘ Beer Purity Law of 1516, also very much comes to mind too – Hooray!
 PS: I most amusingly, also well recall how ‚Superman‘ once (in all seriousness too) tried to get me to sign up into a pyramid aka ponzi scheme (he’d personally invented), I kept a straight face, and finally said I’d get back to him after thinking about it, cos he was a real pal! So here we are some 30 odd years later, and I’m still waiting for the big con rush, must be in his daft DNA then, eh? Wonder how many mugs he did actually sting though, before scarpering back to Blighty?


Posted - 21.11.24

Also Posted – 21.11.24 x 2 – (pic circa 2003) Bob aka Robin Harlow was the only real Cockney I’ve ever met here in Sunny EU Berlin, born and grew up in Poplar, he really was the real McCoy, period. Great mate of Ginger’s (pictured above, from Epsom, though also very London in all round mannerisms too – Oh Yes!). Bob was in the old film game (movies) and knew em all, had 7+ kids, and liked his Teachers and Marlboroughs, nuff said, good lads, both of them. They’ll no doubt, now be enjoying a nice loud game of pool in that big auld boozer in the sky somewhere, innit. Young Bobby Boy's most favouritist song too – Honnist! - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKJXtTLmy_s

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Posted - 07.12.24 - Just marking its 30th Anniversary -  https://www.annefrank.de/en/exhibition-berlin
Posted – 08.12.24
  Also posted – 08.12.24 – Here in Sunny EU Germany, as with Türkiye, we can   all be proud to have really helped, by 'unconditionally' taking in so very many war-bedraggled Syrian Refugees, now if only Third Country Britain (amongs’t others could equally say the same thing) – „Cripes!“ - https://www.dw.com/en/syria-updates-rebels-announce-curfew-after-assads-fall/live-70993412
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Posted – 11.12.24 x 2 – In a rare moment of reflection, Young Yorkshireman (accent-free) Colin, WOI - REME, once told me, that one of the very worst aspects of participating in Maggie’s ‚Falklands War‘ was actually the long journey there. The South Atlantic was well rough, and most were not used to being on continually rolling (enclosed) ships anyway. He said the „Civvy Crews & Nurses“ were all „Fucking Brilliant from Day One“. Descending the webbing (with full kit) on the side of the ships in rough seas onto smaller craft, was a real tester though; an excercise he’d never really like to repeat too often – Understatement indeed - Phew! PS; (my own comment) Not to forget, that no journalists or photographers were allowed in this conflict whatso’ever, barring the Military’s own Press Corp and Auntie was permitted one, er, artist (with pencils & paper, court-style). Many thousands of top-middle-management, highly experienced UK Military Folk left their Service well early, after this dogs-breakfast shindig. Today’s British Army now has the lowest ‚professional full-time‘ numbers on record, since the Napoleonic Wars, no less – World-Beating HM Service Families, Military Quarters anybody? „Cripes!“
Posted – 13.12.24 – A truly excellent observation from Mr. Cookson – Letters, Eye1637 (Nov/Dec 2024) – Directly related to the briliant original cartoon posted above, some 24 clicks afore (just above Petty)
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Posted – 18.12.24 x 2 – The above picture shows my world-beating, patently unique, solid oak & mahogany bog-roll-holder (made by yours truly in 1984, no less). The fine German oak originates from the workshop floor, of the British Berlin Yacht Club (BBYC) formerly the British Berlin Evacuation Centre (Airlift days and onwards). This was the last of many thousands of small brick size parquet pieces, which comprised of the floor and rail track running down to the water (all others were keenly burned over two long winters (both there and at home) after it was all replaced with concrete. Cpl. Carpet-Chewer’s top propaganda bod aka JG, lived just across the water, and would use the place as his stop-off to the Luftwaffe Gatow Airfield just above. Amusingly, I think of him every time I enjoy my well-deserved morning constitutional – Fancy!
  Posted – 19.12.24 x 2 – It’s what Mates aka Jones the ever buck-passing, ad nauseam First Class Mitherer – „Crikey!“ are for, them ringing up at 3 in the morning, waking up the whole bloody family, expecting immediately to be put up, along with their drunken inane Trash, innit – Enjoy! - https://webmail.freenet.de/Cloud/?shareToken=77612581ab0f62d4eb506374742e603138268055  
Posted – 20.12.24 x 5 – PS: An old mate of mine, namely Allen Wills, eldest son of Jock Wills, Met-SPG‘ (without who’m, I’d never have made it here, period) used to go to school with Billy Idol in Croydon, and fondly recalled when they were quite young, his Mum shouting up the stairs „William! Tea’s Ready!“ PS: The irresistible Frankie Abbott comes to mind as well naturally, when he was trying to woo the young Zena Lavvyroonie with his worldly charms
 
 Posted – 21.12.24 – Personal Commentary – This deluded cowardly attack, in a 100% transparently democratic Free Society, once again proves the need, that „terrorism must never be allowed to win“. Seemingly carried out by a highly intelligent individual, with Magdeburg being no coincidence, as his obviously-timed target. Smart money says that not only the German Security Services will have quite a time of it, keeping this person alive and in custody, many others will most likely have an interest in seeing him quickly vanish too I fear! https://www.dw.com/en/magdeburg-christmas-market-car-ramming-death-toll-rises-to-5/live-71129061
 
Posted – 23.12.24 x 2 – Christmas with the Von Trotters comes to mind, oddly enough?
Posted - 24.12.24 (Christmas is celebrated here mainly tonight) - https://www.dw.com/en/german-president-steinmeier-calls-for-unity-in-christmas-address/a-71149141 
 

Posted – 25.12.24 –

 ‚FUN FACT‘

„Instagram, You Tube, Facebook, Tik Tok and Twitter make up the top five news sources for under-24s in the UK.“ 

So I wonder what the figures are like for here in Sunny EU Germany then? 

Posted - 27.12.24
Posted – 29.12.24 – Private Eye Magazine – London „In The Back“ (issue 1638 – December 2024) - Most interesting to see how today’s London Met Police deal with such matters, in comparison to their professional (and fully transparent) counterparts here in Sunny EU Berlin

Gepostet am – 30.12.24
 Posted – 31.12.24 – Always a great party favourite (Only to be Played VERY VERY LOUD Indeed naturally) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKMCz1b2RxE

Gepostet am 02.01.25

Geposted am 03.01.25  

 Posted – 05.01.25 – This is a Really Good Track, that I’ve been hearing quite often of late – Hooray! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIX_ouNJsTs

Posted – 07.01.25 

Posted – 10.01.25 Public Politeness - https://webmail.freenet.de/Cloud/?shareToken=624c0e35ff279f3f51be35a33486fee375741c6b

 
 Posted – 11.01.25 x 2 – I watched an old concert from 2010 last evening, with these two prominently and brilliantly, well in the old limelight – "Great Stuff Guys!" - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxWrUtbzlLMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbD7lfrsY2s - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbD7lfrsY2s

Also posted – 11.01.25 – Well I never! Finally they’re all waking up and distancing themselves from the bleedin obvious. I personally have the fine distinction, (see Front Page, Posted - 26.08.24 near top of page) of actually being suspended for all eternity by the extremely daft South African (Trump got kicked out once too of course, but now they’re great buddies again – Hooray for Truth & Reality!) but only as they see it „Crikey!“ - https://www.dw.com/en/german-institutions-depart-x-a-day-after-musks-weidel-talk/a-71266331

Posted – 12.01.25 – Although registered in many different exotic places aux-various, these ageing rust-buckets, are still being insured (also an international legal requirement) in, er, London (de facto simply ignoring the Russian embargo) – „Cripes!“ - https://www.dw.com/en/russian-shadow-fleet-oil-tanker-towed-to-german-port/a-71276417 - (Please also refer to Front Page – Post from 01.01.25)

Posted – 13.01.25 x 2 - PS: And I’d only tanned 5 bowls of the stuff anyway!
Posted – 14.01.25 – Pic originally snapped 23.11.05 - PS: Just to add some context for anybody even slightly interested? - https://www.dw.com/en/biodeutsch-is-german-non-word-of-the-year/g-42148293

Also posted – 14.01.25 – Fun Facts (easily confirmed by any proper Kosher ‚non-fake-news‘ ,Academic - News/History Outlet). In 1932, 1 year before Cpl Carpetchewer began his 1000-year-Reich (sorry, er, 12 years) he encountered serious problems in Erfurt / Thuringia getting a, er, German Passport. Being a convicted criminal, (who’d already served real jail time time) and a de facto PARADOX foreigner at that, the Prussian beurocracy seemed pretty unwilling to aid this silly (hardly understandable) little man. He actually gained power the very next year, via a series of well-iffy ‚referendums‘ and having his uniformed thugs on the streets too of course. Now fast-forward to today, and we note that as well as the great Prussian talent for meticulously recording just about everything, their successors (both East & West) were equally manic about recording everything to the letter as well. Although it definately helps ‚historians‘ (sic) get these periods together, one also wonders at the motives of these regimes too? Was it just mind-blowingly arrogant confidence, fear of never being wrong (legally) or simply just good old human Madness?

Posted – 15.01.25 – I really do rate this one, a really Cracking Track (that gets better every time I hear it) "Really Really" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDJMYtwX9X8

Posted – 16.01.25 – I’m pretty sure there’s a file in there somewhere with my name on it too - See above post from 14.01.25 – As we all know „The Secret Police do so love to hold their Balls“, now don’t they! Post WWII, the Yanks did a brilliant job of microfilming hundreds of thousands of NS Files, saving the meticuloiusly protocolled intel for future generations aux-various to ponder upon (most still legally Restricted to prevent journalistic (sic) abuse). My own ‚fairly recent‘ experience of studying original NS Police & Justice Files (both Paper and MF (still not digitalized, though now properly indexed, well in our own project’s sphere of interest at least) – Please refer to The Front Page - posted – 21.05.24 „Here’s Some of my Favourite Things“) at Berlin’s State & National Archives, reminds me too, that in the 1950‘s (with the Governing Allies consent) tens of thousands of NS Paper Files were destroyed, just for a matter of space + cost (lost forever). It would be a great tragedy if something similar happens with all the remaining Stasi Files (quite convenient for some politically too of course). In this new age of digitalization, I’m confident that Berlin (and the EU) will be able to fund such a task, to also act, not only as a fantastic de facto archive, but as a reminder, of what psychological + physical horrors occurred, not so very long ago (here in our little island – West Berlin, stuck right in the middle of the post-WWII / actual-Cold War Soviet Union) https://www.dw.com/en/stasi-secret-police-35-years-on-my-file-is-mine/a-71293301

Posted – 17.01.25 – Well worth having a listen to; this year also marks the 80th Anniversary of the end of WWII, too of course – Watch This Space - https://www.dw.com/en/how-did-the-east-germanys-stasi-operate/video-71297431

Also posted – 17.01.25 – Talking of Stasi Bastards – Private Eye Magazine – London (issue 1640 – January 2025)
 Posted – 18.01.25 – This may possibly be of interest to anybody out there with a de facto view on non-fake historical news! - https://c.gmx.net/@678899628275400745/PwDxnemSQOXJKBPH0aOpnA

Posted - 19.01.25 - Most amusingly, Trump publically swore to everybody (right up to the late 1990's) that he was of (bigly hands) Swedish stock - always vehemently denying any German family connection at all, at all(So I wonder if amybody’s dared post that on „Truth Social“ or "X" then?) https://www.dw.com/en/donald-trumps-roots-in-germany-und-scotland/video-71333596PS: And not forgetting the nearby little town of, er, Frankenstein too of course, you really couldn’t bloody well make it up, now could you? - https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frankenstein_(Pfalz) - O little town of Frankenstein. How still we see thee lie!“ - But will Alec Baldwin ever play him, in the eventual Blockbuster Autobiographical Movie?

 Also Posted – 19.01.25 – A town originally called Karl Marx City, and probably not even heard of by most people - https://www.chemnitz.de/en/ - Hooray!

Posted - 21.01.25 - So no more freebie trips to Florida for him then - https://www.dw.com/en/germany-donald-trump-threatens-us-democracy/a-71344176

Posted – 22-01.25 x 2 - Dave got it right first time, way back in 1971 of course – Hooray! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BgF7Y3q-as

Gepostet auch am 22.01.25

Posted – 23.01.25 – A recent report carried out by a highly respected International Jewish Organization, has just released (Today) some pretty startling findings. Large groups of young people aux-various, aged between 18 – 29 were asked what they knew (if anything) about the Holocaust? Here in Sunny EU Germany for instance, the figure of 12% was ascertained, meaning that those people had no knowledge of it whatso’ever. In EU Romania, the figure was circling around the 25% mark, and most surprisingly in EU France, a whopping 45% was noted. The 80th anniversary of the Auschwitz- Birkenau ‚liberation‘ by Soviet troops‘ in 1945 comes around next Monday, so perhaps many a young person (especially those clueless fans of Farage, Johnson & Co in ever-Racist Third Country Britain) should take a really close look, and actually learn something ‚REAL & FACTUAL‘ for once - https://www.auschwitz.org/en/home-page-80/ - PS: The estimated 400 million people (globally) who speak German on a daily basis, will also be acutely aware that circa 120 of their regularly used words, are de facto Yiddish, no less – Fancy! PPS: Also with ‚eng‘ still having no actual meaning in Ingerlund either of course, though used here daily, in Sunny EU Berlin – „Cripes!“

Posted – 24.01.25 – Fun Fact! The total border length of EU Germany, is actually 200kms longer than the US border with Mexico – Fancy!

Posted – 25.01.25 – Read this fascinating short report and learn something entirely new and, Factual Hooray! - https://www.dw.com/en/otto-k%C3%BCsel-the-thief-who-saved-lives-in-auschwitz/a-7140037
Posted – 26.01.25 – I wonder how all the still very much across-the-board-disenfranchised Native Australians aka Aboroginies feel about this brilliant newish version then? It’s all about persecution of course, when you really look under the surface a bit, innit - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abGe6uM9Ias

Posted – 27.01.25 - https://www.dw.com/en/survivors-mark-80th-anniversary-of-auschwitz-liberation/live-71398763

Also posted - 27.01.25  

 

Posted - 29.01.25 x 3

Posted -30.01.25 – Two very different stories pertaining to the very same place (though some 80+ years apart) - https://www.dw.com/en/leni-riefenstahl-nazi-propagandist-or-innovative-filmmaker/video-71332046 - https://www.dw.com/en/how-to-explore-berlin-on-a-budget/video-71399851

Also posted – 30.01.25 – A great blessing for music, period - https://www.jmberlin.de/en/obituary-for-coco-schumann - Enjoy -https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_kXleilkzCMsKei2T6s9m2HlO1SWk4hKuk

Posted – 31.01.25 – So Bye Bye then Marianne, you were much loved here in Sunny EU Berlin too, and by all sorts of very different people – Fancy! https://www.dw.com/en/british-singer-actress-muse-marianne-faithfull-dead-at-78/a-71463059
Play it Nice and Loud Now - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERMaRcbSuwc
 Posted – 01.02.25 – How the German public actually vote’s in a few weeks time, is another kettle of badly-packed-kippers altogther, of course – „Cripes!“ https://www.dw.com/en/german-migration-bill-fails-amid-storm-of-controversy/a-71477742
Also posted on 01.02.25 - A Top Man, literally - https://www.dw.com/en/former-german-president-horst-k%C3%B6hler-dies-at-81/a-71480725
Posted - 02.02.25 - Perhaps they should all become working Freemasons instead then? - https://www.dw.com/en/anti-war-russian-orthodox-priests-struggle-in-german-exile/a-71439788

Gepostet  am 03.02.25
Posted – 04.02.25 – Quite Brilliantly hits the digital nail right on the head methinks!
Posted – 06.02.25 x 2  - Well worth checking out, most especially for real fans of course - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Urrtx2k2BiI
Posted – 08.02.25 – One can’t help but smell the contemporary UK Nationalistic twist to this story I feel - https://www.theguardian.com/books/2025/feb/08/rediscovered-a-young-english-novelists-warning-of-the-nazi-threat – And not forgetting the brilliant Jack London’s (totally forgotten and virtually unknown) Masterpiece from, er, 1907 too of course, namely -https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/929783.The_Iron_Heel – PS: Which I personally read about 25 years ago – Fancy!

Also posted - 08.02.25 - "This sounds like a right old fiddle, dunnit?" - https://www.dw.com/en/rare-stradivarius-violin-auctioned-for-113-million/a-71545424

Posted – 10.02.25 – Of course here in Sunny EU Berlin, we had our very own Cpl Carpetchewer-loving Press Baron too. Namely, Axel Springer, who I actually met one fine morning on the Yacht Club (BBYC) lawn in 1982-ish, he was chatting with then NATO boss Lord Carrington. My own boss (a serving soldier - NCO KOBs) quietly asked me to hand them both large G&T’s, (it was after 10am afterall) then beat it, nobody else to be seen. Springer (who lived across the lake in Goebble’s old Villa) spoke to me briefly in perfect accent-free English, I had absolutely no idea who he was, and only a vague idea of the the other bloke too? Upon telling my German (Düsseldorf) better half at home of my meeting later, she went quite ballistic (after I said what a nice chap he was) and didn’t talk to me for nearly a week – Fancy!

Posted - 11.02.25
Posted – 12.02.25 – Probably the most usefullist computer / digital / online accessory wot i’ve ever bin given – „Cheers Young Ginger, Me Ole Mucker!“ - Play it loud Son! - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrIPxlFzDi0
Also posted 12.02.25 – Some fine young German Talent here too - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAHhZPhAMO0
Posted - 13.02.25
Posted – 14.02.25 – „When is a door not a door? When It’s a Jean Michelle Ajar, obvious, innit – This certainly looks well jolly interesting, I shall really have to pop along for a little butchers methinks - https://www.visitberlin.de/en/event/synthesizer-museum-berlin
Also posted – 14.02.25 - You Read it Here First Folks!
The St Valentine's Day EU German Political Barometer“
Very smart money says that the new up-and- coming post-election Gernan government and opposition will comprise of the following; A CDU/CSU, SPD 2-Party Coalition – led by Friedrich Merz as Chancellor (with Boris Pistorius as most likely Foreign Secretary). Opposition parties will include, a slightly smaller Green Party, a very slightly larger Link Party, BSW will just edge in with 5-6%, and the AfD will more than double their current vote percentage (though nobody will work with them at national level, as they are deemed dangerous and undemocratic) the FDP will not get the required 5% to re-enter the Bundestag.
The New Bob Dylan Film will most likely be rained with Oscars eventually too – Hooray! https://www.berlinale.de/en/2025/news-press-releases/264454.html
Posted – 15.02.25 – Always a Classic Timeless Track, which simply must be played very loudly, period - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aatK_l9Yuyk

Posted – 16.02 25 – ‚Absolutely Brilliant!‘
Posted - 17.02.25
Also posted – 17.02.25 – A Terrific Track (very mid-early Joni Mitchell-esque) as well as being a perfect Anthem for today’s Sunny EU Berlin - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZfpD7cIAqU
 
Posted - 18.02.25 - More respected in death than Trump will ever be  alive - https://www.dw.com/en/germany-funeral-held-for-former-president-horst-k%C3%B6hler/a-71646239 
Posted – 19.02.25
 Posted - 21.02.25 - I think I shall continue to stick with my forecast / prognosis posted above on St Valentine's Day - https://www.dw.com/en/german-election-parties-face-off-over-ukraine-nato-trump/live-71689493
 
Also posted - 21.02.25 x 2
Posted – 22.02.25 – This is Sunny EU Germany’s nearest thing to Third Country Britain’s Private Eye Magazine. Personally, I can’t really get on with it, as it tends to be rather childish, with humour (sic) very much going in the Yankee direction (as indeed is modern TV Political Satiire too, which generally, is a virtual copy of the U.S: Format, and in my opinion, highly unoriginal to-boot) – Perhaps I’m just a clueless Snob though? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Titanic_(magazine)  
Also posted 22.02.25 - And so the great hypocritical & criminal SCAM continues, seemingly totally unabated?https://www.dw.com/en/fact-check-how-elon-musk-is-meddling-in-german-elections/a-71676473

Gepostet am 23.02.25 - "Straßen Demokratie" - https://www.dw.com/en/german-election-voters-turn-out-to-decide-next-government/live-71700729
Auch gepostet am 23.02.25 -“Don’t Moan, Vote!“ (von 1951) https://webmail.freenet.de/Cloud/?shareToken=2b4e1e0c8fa19571b95ae31974ea82087cd39b8e 
Posted – 24.02.25 – PS: Yet More Fun Facts: The 69-year-old Friedrich aka Fritzi Merz has never actually held High Office, at either State or National level – His far smaller Sister-Party CSU (Bavaria) is led by a loud-mouthed, egotistical clown called Markus Söder, so what could possibly go wrong I wonder? Trump & Co will simply love it – „Cripes!“ - https://www.bbc.com/news/live/ckg82wwrwy6t
Posted – 28.02.25 – Personally, I still enjoy using my two 'circa 25-year-old' steam-powered mobile phones (known generally as Handies here in Sunny EU Germany). Both are pre-paid (so no bills, no contracts) and still work great for making, er, bog-standard phone calls & sending SMS's (one is also email capable too). It really beggars belief just how much confidential info is floating around on modern devices, in cafés, pubs, etc, etc, I just wonder what the average schoolkid has to lose on them as well, irrespective of their crazy high cost for starters?
Gepostet am 01.03.25

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 Posted – 08.03.24 – International Women's Day – A National Holiday here in Sunny EU Germany – Hooray! - https://www.dw.com/en/how-women-in-east-and-west-germany-struggled-for-equality/a-71861377
Posted - 09.03.25 x 2
Posted - 11.03.25 - Not a lot of people know this - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chetniks
Posted - 12.03.25
Posted - 13.03.25 - The Fat Lady still hasn't sung yet! - https://www.dw.com/en/german-politics-parliament-debates-debt-brake-reform/live-71905412
Also posted - 13.03.25 - "And Now For Something Completely Different"  - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEA5lCcga-s
Posted – 14.03.25
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Posted - 16.03.25 - Ulli Zelle (pronounced Oolee Zeller) is a well-known Journalist & TV Presenter here in Sunny EU Berlin (He's also "A Soulman"), who's just retired after 40 years of fine service to the City - https://www.rbb24.de/kultur/beitrag/2025/03/ulli-zelle-rbb-abendschau-abschied-rente-interview.html
Posted - 18.03.25 - All direct consequences of Mr Orange landing in The Whitehouse of course - (rather sooner than later I suppose) Fancy! https://www.dw.com/en/germanys-bundestag-debates-historic-financial-package/live-71956815
Also posted - 18.03.25 - I've just unaninmously voted to lend myself €10 million, with an open-ended payback date - Hooray! https://www.dw.com/en/germanys-bundestag-votes-in-favor-of-reforming-debt-brake/live-71956815
Posted - 18.03.25 as well- PS: This 4-story house is 125 years old - Fancy!
Also posted - 19.03.25 x 3
Posted - 20.03.25 - But are they looking for Trump relatives? https://www.dw.com/en/germany-updates-us-travel-advice-after-citizens-detained/a-71980369
"Riveting Stuff indeed - Crikey!" (great preparation for my very well-earned retirement though - Hooray!) And tomorrow we'll be looking through the octagonal window - studying drying paint, amongst other really exciting things too
Posted - 21.03.25 - So now it's all official too - Hooray! https://www.dw.com/en/germany-upper-house-signs-off-on-landmark-debt-reform-plan/a-71992709 - PS: The Fat Lady only finally sings, once the German State President has signed this new legislation off - Fancy!
Posted – 23.03.25 x 2 – This major incident happened just yesterday, and I very much suspect that certain individuals amongst the Neo-Nazis certainly knew the significance of this location, unlike the great majority of Berliners today? - https://www.dw.com/en/berlin-police-arrest-scores-as-neo-nazi-march-blocked/a-72008289 - PS: Correction – And many thanks to the eagle-eyed reader who kindly pointed out that Sunny EU Berlin now has only 12 Boroughs, and not 14, like I'd mistakenly written above – Shadenfreude does seemingly have some positive traits to it afterall, your cheque's in the post Madam!
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Posted - 25.03.25 x 3 - So here we go again then - Hooray! https://www.dw.com/en/new-german-bundestag-meets-for-first-time-since-election/live-72026267
Posted - 27.03.25 - "Don't Panic! Don't Panic! Don't Panic!" -  https://www.dw.com/en/eu-crisis-disasters-war-preparedness-food-water-medicine/a-72048340
Posted - 28.03.25
Gepostet am 29.03.24
Posted - 30.03.25 x 2 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_7LUKlxKp0 - I'll dedicate this one to
'Enklave & Be Bar' "100 Pipers" Robert (we shared the same birthday, he was exactly 20 years older than me) Fortunately, I've never liked whisk(e)y, no matter how good!
Posted – 31.03.25 x 2I wonder if he speaks German, is actually insured, and how much they pay him then? It's a new one on me, and that's a FACT!
Posted – 01.04.25 – "An unemployed Hero is something to be" – Not to be confused with Scouse John the well-dodgy 14th-Century-Poet of course - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMewtlmkV6cProbably best played 'very very loudly' indeed!
Also posted – 01.04.25 x 2 – I find the one just above to be 'exceptionally brilliant'
Posted – 02.04.25 
 Also posted – 02.04.25 – I've never personally had the inclination to go to the USA (though chances and offers were there). I've had some reasonably well-educated and intelligent US friends here in Sunny EU Berlin as well, but as to actually ever wanting to sound like them – BEATS ME? - https://www.quora.com/Do-people-from-other-countries-try-to-speak-in-an-American-accent
Posted - 04.04.25
 Posted - 05.04.25 - Looks and Sounds about right to me https://www.dw.com/en/a-scary-place-jason-stanley-on-leaving-trumps-america/a-72139576
Posted – 06.04.25Accompanied by a rather tasty 100% Homemade Spinach (fresh) & Feta Pizza too no less. Thinly sliced Tomato and Garlic on top, a hefty Californian/Asian Chilli Sauce, with Stoneless Black Olives, a few splashes of decent Cold-Pressed Oil, a smithering of Grated Gouda and then a few random dollops of cool Tzatziki upon serving – "Mmm! Yummy!" - "Brruuurrrp!" 
 "This Time Next Year"

Auch am 06.04.25 gepostet x 3
Posted - 07.04.25 - Some good News from this neck of the woods for once - https://www.dw.com/en/philippines-bringing-maternal-care-to-remote-villages/video-72120040
Posted - 09.04.25 - Just a few more hours to go and EU Germany should have a fit for purpose government sorted once again - https://www.dw.com/en/germany-conservatives-close-coalition-deal-with-spd/live-72180120

Posted - 10.04.25 x 2 - Just heard this for the very first time, quite good I reckon - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYNzl3SW8UI
Also posted - 10.04.25 -  Fun Fact! Russian still very much being the most widely-spoken language in Europe of course - "Cripes!"  
 







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