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This might be just the ticket for any really slow readers out there!
https://www.slow-journalism.com/
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50 Dracma's a week? - No! This really did make me laugh out loud
'They're only Human'
Brilliant
Pink Floyd always comes to mind here?
Classic
Really Excellent
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Susie, Fritz, and the Doyle-McCullum's
AGM = Agri-Growers MOAN
They all brilliantly voted for Brexit too of course, perhaps they should all become proud Third Country British Trawlermen instead then? If of course those nasty, but nice Russian Factory Ship chaps will let them that is? You know, those very same nasty Russian’s who now supply most of today’s patriotic UK Chippies with cheap enough cod to just make a meagre living with – Hooray!
„Watch Aat Watch Aat There’s an Uninformed Copper Abaat!“
Fun Observation From Sunny EU Berlin – 15.06.24 – The world-beating County of Essex has been the permanent home to 20 Tory MPs since the very beginning of time, but will the next election finally change history at long last, one asks in all amusement? - Hooray!
Course Brexit has now improved things dramatically - Hooray!
Here in Sunny EU Berlin/Germany it’s still very much spelt ‚Stumm‘ of course – Hooray! PS: And as every schoolchild here also knows ‚eng‘ means ‚Little Narrow.-Mindedland‘ too – Hooray!
„Court short“
Good Luck & Thank You Julian Assange! The human world would certainly be an even darker place than it already is, without brave investigative journalists such as yourself. https://www.dw.com/en/assange-to-plead-guilty-and-return-to-australia-after-deal-with-the-us/a-69461713
Pat and Nick (no relation) were enjoying a nice fat joint one fine dusky evening on Clacton Beach, when suddenly a bloody great hand rose out of the oggin and swayed from side to side „B’Jazus, Dat Wozza Big Wave“ – I’ll get my coat!
It’s the ever-caring, ever-greedy, world-beating Tories – Hooray! https://www.private-eye.co.uk/hp-sauce
Course any fat wallet-carrying tourists in world-beating Third Country Britian, will all be homegrown these days anyway – Hooray!
Posted - 29.06.24
He’s a well down to earth Southwark Springer named Keir (and his dad was a toolmaker) – „Cripes!“ https://webmail.freenet.de/Cloud/?shareToken=e48c759c4fbb11b58d9da1002a09c27f8e94c6c1
Posted – 07.07.2024: The ever-chamelion-esque Tories will already be cunningly plotting a money-making safe plan for the next 30+ years or so – simply put, they’re ever-greedy ever-hypocritical bastards – Cripes!
Yet Another Briliant Classic – Posted 10.07.24
Posted - 11.07.24 - Catch up on the new Prime Minister’s cunning plans - https://www.private-eye.co.uk/podcast?utm_source=brand&utm_medium=ad-page-94&utm_campaign=ad-page-94
Posted - 13.07.24 -
It's always good to actually learn about something completely new too of course - Hooray! https://www.dw.com/en/the-women-who-defied-nazi-germany/a-69617344
Just
think of all the savings one makes, by completely side-stepping the
Third Country British ‚Undertakers‘ Mafia? - Hooray!
They coming to get you Kiwis!
Never happen here of course
Posted - 22.07.24
Posted 27.07.24: Well here in the world’s Greenest & Most Tolerant Capital City, namely Sunny EU Berlin, we celebrate today, the 46th Christopher Street Day (CSD) Protest once again– Hooray! https://www.berlin.de/en/events/2096878-2842498-csd-christopher-street-day.en.html
Posted 27.0724: „Thank You“ ever-beautiful EU Paris, your Olympic Opening Ceremony yesterday was truly World Class. PS: Not an idiotic, flying Fatty Johnson to be seen anywhere either – I wonder how many Londoners have enjoyed ‚their own land‘ since that great scam finished then? https://www.bbc.com/sport/olympics/articles/cw4yepmknkpo
Posted – 29.07.24 - Probably the most famous Jewish Track of all time, and how I really loved it as a spotty teenager too (still do of course). PS: Here in Sunny EU Berlin, a Zimmermann is a Carpenter no less – Fancy! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hr3Stnk8_k
Posted - 01.08.24 -We’ve
all regularly seen one in our daily mirrors – now haven’t you?
Posted - 03.08.24
I'm speechless
Posted - 06.08.24 - Special New NHS Service
Posted – 07.08.24 – A reasonable summing up methinks – „Cripes!“
Posted – 12.08.24 „Only an Angel never a God“
Seems a bloody good idea to me Cobbers - Posted - 26.08.24
It
took me a moment or three to actually grasp this one – very good:
Above
X 4 - Posted – 29.08.24
Posted
– 31.08.24: Last evening I watched this very well made and
extremely powerful film (for the very first time) in German on
Austrian TV (3 Sat) no less, namely
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shadow_in_My_Eye
Posted - 31.08.24
Posted:
03.09.24 – Although the neighbour’s very shiny brass letterbox has the words „First Lord of The Treasury“ engraved into
it, I simply couldn’t help but not stop, many decades upon decades
of, er, Number 11 Downing Street, actually coming to mind? - Fancy!
The wanton mass-death and destruction aka ‚collateral damage‘ currently occurring in The Gaza Strip instantly came to mind.
Aussie Foreplay – Posted: 01.09.24
https://webmail.freenet.de/Cloud/?shareToken=c67e166179dd229fe1fc7bc4c8025e16795655d8
Very wise insider advice – Posted: 01.09.24
https://webmail.freenet.de/Cloud/?shareToken=728c612d124c1224bfeaf9601c0c13a3fd2857bb
A heavy old kind of summer night – Posted: 01.09.24
https://webmail.freenet.de/Cloud/?shareToken=6224bf84a8a880cba496bf972233b90f10a701c6
Posted - 06.09.24
Posted - 07.09.24 - So absolutely no surprises there then.
https://www.dw.com/en/australia-strips-medals-over-afghan-war-crimes/a-70195380
Brave SAAS Troops based in Sunny WA Perth of course - Who Knew? - Posted - 12.09.24
Posted
13.09.24 – It most certainly is a cruel world
Posted - 14.09.24 "I do hope that they're proper English bangers? - "Cripes!"
„Cos they simply can’t grasp the difference attwixt 33 and 45“
Posted
– 15.09.24
Tweet
(before X) to @TraylorHoward on 10.01.23 >„Time
leap 14 Years! Hi Traylor! Just heard your real voice for the very
first time, (as I expected) Monk is shown here on National German TV
(Great translation works very well). Be Good Now! PS: Recently saw
original Cagney & Lacey for first time too – Pioneering stuff –
WOW!!!“ - Still all remains perfectly true (to-date 563 click thingies) –
Hooray! Posted – 15.09.24
Posted – 07.10.24 – A Mind-Bogglingly Uninteresting & Totally Impotent Fun Fact: I actually heard Miss Howard’s real voice for the very first (and very last) time, by Goggling her on The Tonight Show talking to Jay Leno. She was just about to begin working on Monk, and was very excited to soon be meeting Bitty Schram, her predecessor who played Sharona, as well as the rest of the cast too, naturally. PS: Latest Coldplay links, bottom of Page 4, ie with today's date attached – Hooray!
As they all now start crawling out of the woodwork - Hooray!
Posted - 18.09.24
Good to see Common Sense still prevailing - Posted - 22.09.24
So
not just the brave SAAS Aussies then (see just above 6 clicks), it’ll be no surprise when the
MoD completely covers it all up and wishes it all away of course –
Hooray! Posted – 24.09.24
Posted – 30.09.24 - This wonderful (Newly-owned - and sold for a well cushty 100 million quid, so 1 x Harry Kane from Spurs to Bayern) Speccie wishful thinking and 100% total self-delusion (plus standard graph-juggling) is really a constant source of amusement for many of us here in The Sunny EU. That prize serial loser, aka Gove, will soon be taking the editorial (sic) helm as well, you simply couldn’t make it all up – Hooray!
https://www.spectator.co.uk/article/can-anything-stop-germanys-decline/
Posted - 01.10.24 - Smart money says that this chap'll do equally as good a job as his predecessor, even when having to face possible Trump Tantrums - Hooray! https://www.dw.com/en/mark-rutte-takes-over-as-nato-chief/a-70371118
Posted - 02.10.24 - But will he now go to Leyton Orient? https://www.dw.com/en/germany-honors-j%C3%BCrgen-klopp-with-highest-civic-award/a-70376826
Posted - 02.10.24 - But who'll be the main suspects on the top ten list then? https://news.sky.com/story/ian-hislop-have-i-got-news-for-you-star-in-taxi-hit-by-suspected-gunshot-13226352
Posted - 06.10.24
Posted - 07.10.24
Posted - 08.10.24 - And with no'a cheeky-wee deep-fried Falkirk Mars Bar t'be seen – Fancy! https://foodanddrink.scotsman.com/in-the-news/the-59-scottish-chippies-judged-the-best-in-the-country-in-scottish-fish-and-chip-awards/
Posted - 08.10.24
Onkel
Duncans
Hütte
Posted - 09.10.24 - Cameron comes to mind here?
Posted
– 15.10.24 x 3
Posted
– 16.10.24 x
2 – Talking of fresh sausage meat -
https://www.zoo-berlin.de/en/news/panda-blog?gad_source=1&gclid=EAIaIQobChMItNDjx6-SiQMVZZCDBx1XLwVJEAAYASAAEgIHhfD_BwE This
is really quite
amusing from
a €uropean perspective -
https://www.dw.com/en/football-tuchel-reportedly-to-become-england-head-coach/a-70507268 an
mebee
arr
arry
ken lern im a bit ov thee ole cockney sparra wivva a bavarin twis in
it two, innit!
Posted
– 17.10.24 x
2 -
Falkirk
International Dan Broon Aerodrome aka
t’Wheelie
Bin,
introduces
New
World-Beating Anti-Terrorism System
- https://www.rome2rio.com/s/Nearby-Airports/Falkirk-Wheel
Also
Posted – 17.10.24 x 2 - „An
mek t’be
sure
t’watch oot fer all them there timorous cheeky-wee-beasties
lurkin
oot
there an’all o’course! - Aye!““
Posted
– 23.10.24 – Golden Oldies x 6
Posted - 25.10.24 x 2
Posted – 25.10.24 too – What a Real Cracker so it is - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPa7bsKwL-c
Posted - 26.10.24 x 3
Posted - 27.10.24 - Brilliant Lyrics, and she's not even Oirish! - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wOsiM2T_xc
Posted - 27.10.24 - Brilliant Lyrics, and she's not even Oirish! - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wOsiM2T_xc
Posted - 27.10.24 x 2
Posted - 28.10.24 x 2
Posted
– 31.10.24 x 2
Posted - 02.11.24 - A Fine Brain & Talent - https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c1e7g8ldlqvo
Posted - 03.11.24 - Good Old Brexit-Voting Northern Ingerlund - Hooray! - https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c0k8gkgk36vo
Posted - 05.11.24 - A Real Mover, so he was! - https://www.dw.com/en/quincy-jones-music-legend-who-made-michael-jackson-dies/a-70678796
Posted
- 09.11.24 - Best played very loudly
after lots &
lots of
really
cheap
wine – 'Clever
Track' - Hooray!
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzXn4PozUTo
Posted
-
13.11.24 x 5 – Private Eye Magazine – London (issue 1635 –
November 2024)
Posted
– 05.12.24 – On my first ever visit to Norway in 1978, I was most
surprised to see Dave Allen on telly there, that first evening (in
English too). He’s quite a star over there too, plus the added
Catholic connection as well naturally – „May
Your God Go With You!“
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXK1at-udX8
Also
Posted – 05.12.24
Posted - 20.12.24
Posted
– 22.12.24
"Never Trust A Skinny Cook“
Posted – 07.12.24
Posted - 14.12.24 - 43+ years of EU Membership and Third Country Britain is still expecting preferetial treatment by Brussels - https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2024/dec/14/brexit-reset-five-business-leaders-on-how-theyd-like-relations-with-the-eu-to-change
Posted - 26.12.24 - Brilliantly timed as per usual (give it s few seconds to clear the German Ad) - https://www.private-eye.co.uk/podcast
Posted - 08.01.25 - It seems like a contest attwixt Yanks, Aussies and t'British - https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025/jan/08/flat-packing-them-soldier-says-sas-described-killing-afghans-in-casual-way
Posted
– 11.01.25 – Check to see if you’ve also got some seriously
valuable tomes, sitting at home just gathering dust? - https://www.forumauctions.co.uk/valuations/selling?gad_source=1&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI0LOOs8_tigMVJoxoCR3SHgJtEAAYASAAEgIhivD_BwE
Posted
– 12.01.25
Posted
– 15.01.25 – Probably one of the Greatest Sporting Achievements
in Modern History – So just imagine if he’d been from Third
Country Britain, The US, or Aussie, instead of EU France, we’d
never, ever, ever, bloody well hear the end of it – Hooray! -
https://www.vendeeglobe.org/en
Posted x 2
– 17.01.25 – Got to keep the last-century gigler punters
amused with standard golden oldies too, I suppose, innit
Posted
– 19.01.25 – Private Eye Magazine – London (issue 1640 –
January 2025)
Also
posted – 23.01.25 – Private Eye Magazine – London (issue 1640 –
January 2025) – So I wonder how the latest ‚criminal
environmental ‚greed-fuelled‘ destruction‘ in and around the
pristine areas of Perth W.A. , is coming along these days then? Must
be a real bugger on the auld Property Market too, I bet? PS: I wonder if these guys like trains too then? - https://www.thegardencinema.co.uk/film/kneecap/
Posted - 24.01.25 
Posted - 19.03.25
Posted
– 26.01.25 – If only this amazing natural wonder could talk, and
tell all those daft buggers present what it thought about their own
wantan ‚greed-fuelled‘
destruction
of, their now, not so very
- green & pleasant land! -
https://www.dw.com/en/australians-flock-to-smelly-opening-of-giant-misshaped-penis/a-71389867
Posted - 28.01.25 - PS: The Shinners have actually been around far longer than The Labour Party - Fancy!
Posted
– 30.01.25 – Probably why the EU won’t allow any live animals
from 19th Century Australia (and elsewhere) with only Third
Country Britain, not giving a monkey’s toss, and simply getting all
they can get, period – Hooray! -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1V96Y533Ds
Posted
– 09.02.25 x 2 – It’s been a long long time since I last heard
this cheeky wee cracker t’be sure -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UUWkr4FUlo
- Posted – 03.02.25 – Something really positive from Bonnie Scotland for once – Edinburgh (near Falkirk) Hooray!
- https://www.theskinny.co.uk/music/interviews/spotlight-on-brooke-combe - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pb7BN6iPMxI
- And there's more - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEuoX8u3p2k
-
Posted
– 06.02.25
Posted
– 09.02.25 x 2 – It’s been a long long time since I last heard
this cheeky wee cracker t’be sure -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UUWkr4FUlo- Posted – 10.02.25 – Little Scotland simply cannie get it’s shit together with anything these days it seems - https://news.sky.com/story/blocked-sewer-forces-bryan-adams-to-cancel-concert-in-perth-13306557
- Posted – 12.02.25 – This cheeky-wee Auld Tune is currently being played by thousands of late-middle-aged and totally bored Australian men, alone in front of
- steamy mirrors, in their belove’d ‚Man Sheds‘ right across the country „Wow!“ - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P59MaQyQFFI
-
- Posted – 13.02.25 – This is where Little Scotland W.A. gets all of it’s world-beating highly sanitized, er, News (sic) from - https://thewest.com.au/ - All the de facto illiterate locals, (and there are many) simply gawp at SKY 24/7 https://www.skynews.com.au/ nodding their heads like wobbly toy dogs in rear car windows – Hooray!
- Posted – 16.02.25 – Must be true then eh! https://www.bbc.com/news/videos/c5y61gd0n3zo
- PS: Here in Sunny EU Berlin/Germany it ‚finally‘ became a criminal offence last year, to ‚harrass and badger‘ women (no matter for what reason) who go into abortion clinics/practices seeking private consultation & treatment, period. Heavy fines and imprisonment have already been handed out - PPS: LIke Scotland, (not England) EU Germany has also fairly recently outlawed the horrendous practice of 'Gay Conversion Therapy' (sic) too - Hooray!
- Posted - 17.02.25
- Posted – 20.02.25 – The Aussies wake up for 5 minutes -https://www.dw.com/en/australia-says-unusual-chinese-ships-near-its-east-coast-not-a-threat/a-71678444
Posted
– 24.02.25 – Australian Farmers and Animal Welfare Workers are
World-Famous for their fine Empathy-Loaded, er,
Work
(sic)
– Hooray! -https://webmail.freenet.de/Cloud/?shareToken=bec292cc1002cf9ee763d649fdd7b6fd84f65836
-
Posted – 02.03.25 – Course some Australians are so homesick after emigrating to the likes of Ireland or Scotland, that brilliant Shows like this, are an absolute Godsend for them – Hooray! https://www.regfm.com.au/Radio-Play.html
Posted - 03.03.25
Posted – 09.03.25 – Always so very desperate to be relevant and in the major headlines, pity they simply puff out though, just like Mr Orange - https://www.dw.com/en/ukraine-updates-australia-to-consider-peacekeeping-mission/live-71870931
Posted – 11.03.25 – A top man, very much after my own foin taste so he is, t'be sure - https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=H8dZwXnMrRU
Posted - 14.03.25 - What a load of ever-hypocritical Bampot Numpties & Scunners- Aye! https://www.scotsman.com/news/politics/eric-trump-john-swinney-edinburgh-scathing-business-not-politics-5032301Posted – 16.03.25 – Tiddly-Tum Russian Style
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbBU06irWT8
- Posted - 17.03.25 - They certainly nailed her alright, you really have to put your foot down with a firm hand in these matters - https://www.dw.com/en/australian-woman-in-court-for-trying-to-sell-regurgitated-toes/a-71939176
-
Also Posted - 17.03.25 x 2 - Please see Link just above - posted 11.03.25
Posted
– 18.03.25 – Private Eye Magazine "Pedantry
Corner"
(issue 1644 – March 2025) – Please refer to great cartoon just above,
posted -03.03.25
Posted - 23.03.25 - It all sounds pretty damned Kinky to me - https://www.bbc.com/travel/article/20250314-a-second-chance-for-maltas-paradise-island-comino
Posted - 26.03.25Posted - 28.03.25 - Watch out 'Mickey Mouse' White House, you've got some real Cowboy competition from Northern England - Hooray! - https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025/mar/28/papers-strewn-on-newcastle-street-feared-to-be-sensitive-army-documents
Posted - 01.04.25 - Got there in the end (A 'Berlinerin' too) - Hooray! https://www.dw.com/en/first-german-woman-in-space-on-historic-spacex-polar-orbit-mission/a-72101943
Posted - 07.04.25 - Many a'Numpty much prefers to simply stick to the Auld Blame Game routine of course - https://www.dw.com/en/buchenwald-a-warning-against-the-dangers-of-extremism/a-72106652
Posted - 08.04.25 - No bloody fear of calling a spade a spade there then - https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c20zd4k6d36o
- Posted - 09.04.25 - "You um it and I'll play it son!"- https://www.spectator.co.uk/article/finally-were-cracking-down-on-buskers/
Posted - 13.04.25 - So Not just dirty & de facto criminal young/old male Filth, touching up young women & girls "in the line of diuty" then? (Just wait till it happens to someone you know for no apparent reason, with no possible recourse at all at all) - https://www.theguardian.com/law/2025/apr/13/rising-number-of-uk-women-stopped-and-searched-by-police
Posted - 15.04.25 x 2
Posted - 18.04.25 - "Nice and Loud Now" - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEaF-aesYdk
Posted - 26.04.25 - Living long-term in West Australia would drive most normal people to despair - https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/apr/26/virginia-giuffre-suicide-dead-aged-41
Posted
- 30.04.25 - The smart money says that a United Ireland will finally
happen in 2028 (after
an
all-Ireland Referendum – simply asking YES or NO) also marking
the 30th anniversary of the Good Friday Agreement to-boot - Hooray!
- https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cdxg8rrj0nzo PS:
Just about the only country on the planet that will be against this,
will be, er, Third Country Britain – (N.I.
will automatically rejoin the EU, post- German-Unification-
GDR-Style) - Fancy!
Posted - Mayday - 2025 - Real Estate Scammers are the Worst!
Posted - 06.05.25
Posted
– 08.05.25 – Well the auld Sweaty Socks’ve
definately done their very damndest to keep this little gem well
under their cheeky wee bonnets – Mr. Orange, seen in this
histerical context is highly amusing as well methinks – „Fore!“ Tis a Secret The Aussies'll be bloody swearing blind that they invented Pavlova's & Champagne next - "Cripes!"
Posted - 09.05.25 -
Cosa Nostra White House,
Cosa Nostra Vatican - You Couldn't Bloody Well Make It Up - "Leo The Professional" oddly comes to mind - "Cripes!"
Posted - 14.05.25 x 2
Posted
– 17.05.25 – Course, then he single-handedly re-wrote the New
Testament as well (fuck all to do with that foreign Martin Luther
bloke). Considering today’s Bonnie Scotland couldn’t even
organise a piss-up in a distillery (no daft Farage & Co required to self-destruct the place over and over again), these earlier ‚world-beating‘
victories seem alomost worthy of praise (but not quite) – Hooray!
Must All Be True If It's On Here Then - Eh?
Posted
– 21.05.25 – Just imagine if pre- B, EU Whitehall had done
the very same thing too then! – „Cripes!“
Posted - 22.05.25
Posted
– 24.05.25
Posted
– 27.05.25 - Yet another
‚actual‘ fine example of why Bonnie Scotland will never be able
to govern itself. There’s just too many selfish
greedy bastards, happily
ripping the public pot off,
innit – Aye!
Posted
– 29.05.25
Posted - 01.06.25 x 2 - So No Big Surprises There Then - It's What Makes Real Austraiian Men, Real Men, Me Cobbers Mates!!
Posted - 02.06.25 - Nearly as clever as the Israeli 'Pager Number' Methinks - "Carry On Regardless, Truly Brave Ukraine"
Posted
– 16.06.25 - Never Mind The Endless Fucking "Chip On The Shoulder Moaning" From Jocks & Paddies
Also
posted – 03.07.25 x 2 – This Track was Totally Banned from being
aired by the BBC, etc, in the UK - FANCY! & The Land Of The Buggers
Posted - 04.07.25 - But Is It Coming Or Going?
Posted - 05.07.25 - And Yer Dunnie Get Much Kinkier Than That
Posted
– 08.07.25 x 2 - Ever Popular With Gullible, Quarter-Educated 'Chip On The shoulder' Jocks & Paddies Living Overseas!
Posted - 10.07.25
Posted
– 12.07.25 x 3
Posted - 13.07.25 x 2 - Considering All The Money And Goods Everybody Takes From Them, They Do Still Get Rather A Bad Press It Seems? & "All Sing A'lang Too The Noo!"
Posted - 22.07.25 - So Nothing Much Has Really Changed In Ever-Racist Australia Then! 
Posted
– 23.07.25 x 2
Posted - 30.07.25 x 2 - A Backward Racist Country, period 
Posted
– 03.08.25 
Posted
– 04.08.25 x 4 – Never Happen In Australia & Took Their Bloody Time About It Too
Posted
– 27.07.25 - Well That Should Fix Things Then - Eh!
Posted - 31.07.25 - And for the sake of balance, here's some News (sic) from an entirely different planet!
Posted - 02.08.25
Posted - 05.08.25 - Smart Money Says, They Ain't Got A Chance In Hell Mates!
Posted - 06.08.25 - Must Be Played Very Loudly 
Posted - 07.08.25 x 2 - "It's just like the 'Champagno Street' Masonic Advantage Mates - Hooray!" Always sticking together through thick and even thicker
Posted
– 09.08.25 x 2 – „So who’s noticed the blatantly obvious
connection between Scotland, Russia, and the White House’s gross
misuse of once-respectable World Freemasonry then?“ & So No Big Surprises There Then - At least it'll keep the salmon warm!
Posted - 13.08.25 x 4 - "Getting away Scottish Free!" & Just like back in Sunny Falkirk & Dublin - Hooray!
Posted
– 14.08.25 -
Irish
Unification in 2028
should
soon level up the old playing field right across the board though
– And What a Party it’ll be too - Hooray!
Posted – 16.08.25 x 2 – "And Who Is Who?"
Posted
– 17.08.25 x 2
Posted
– 19.08.25
Posted - 21.08.25
Posted - 24.08.25 - No Cheeky Wee Crankies Here
Posted - 31.08.25 x 2 - Most Probably Related To "Uncle Noel" aka Sloth! & Clueless Wombats, How so very proud of them all, Mr Orange will surely be! Many
thousands of 3rd, 4th and 5th-generation Half-Educated ‚ever-
the-victims‘ Racist Paddies & Jocks, truly
showing their, er, True Colours – Hooray! PS: Fun Fact:
Here in relatively small Sunny EU Berlin alone, we’ve given safe
refuge to more war-weary most desperate Syrians
& Ukrainians, than the Kiwi’s and daft Ozzy
Bastards combined – Fancy!
Posted - 01.09.25 - "Simply Wonderful For An Intelligent Young Inquiring Celtic Mind Of Course!"
„In
The Back“ (issue 1656 – September 2025)
Posted - 06.09.25 - Tis 'Numpties Galore' - Hooray! & Home Sweet Home
Posted - 10.09.25 - Just Give Em All Yankee Accents - Sorted! & Some Pretty Classic Daft Jock & Paddy Bampot Reading To Be Had Here Then - Hooray!
Posted - 11.09.25
Posted - 12.09.25 - Seemingly A Scottish National Trait?
Posted - 16.09.25 - "So No Surprises There Then - B'Jazus!"
Posted - 24.09.25 - It's Particularly Good For Your Fellow-Commuters The following Moaning
Posted - 27.09.25 x 2 - The Cheeky Wee Lassie's Poshed Herself All Up Doon London Toon, Her New Home - Hooray! & Talkin Of Educated Sweaty Socks
Posted - 28.09.25 x 2 - It's just like going on a good auld shoplifting spree in sunny Scotland, innit & The Clue's In The Name
Posted - 02.10.25 x 2
Posted - 06.10.25 - Mourned By Many'A Cheeky Wee Caledonian T'be Sure Jimmy
Posted - 12.10.25 - She Probably Would Have Done A Good Job Keeping The Jocks In Check Too! & It'll Soon Be Part Of A UNITED IRELAND - Hooray!
Posted - 14.10.25 - Now That's What I Really Call A Proper Landscape
Posted - 21.10.25 x 2 - "Who's The Fool Now?" & "Believe It, Or Not"
Posted - 22.10.25 - " The Ever-Chip-On-Their-Shoulders Jocks, Always Wanting Something For Nothing !!!" 
Posted - 25.10.25 - Sweaty Sock 'expertise' at its very finest
Posted - 28.10.25 - Is Bono really God in disguise? 
Posted
– 29.10.25 – „Yer can’t fookin beat Blackpool Fritz!“
- A. Kinky-Card Esquire.
Posted - 30.10.25 x 2
Posted
– 31.10.25 – I think the best solution would be for King Brian to
exile Andy ‚well in the soup' Windsor, to, er, West Australia, where he'll 'fit in' wonderfully – He is their belove’d Head of State afterall - "Hooray for Brian!"
Posted - 02.11.25 x 2 - A Very Expensive Trip Methinks & They're Not Fussy About Who They Take, In Sunny Perth W.A.
Posted - 09.11.25 - It Gives THE HOT SEAT A Whole New Meaning & Oh How They Do Love Their Ruling Royals Doon Under, Such Patriotism - Hooray!
Posted
– 10.11.25 x 2 – Private Eye Magazine – London
(issue 1661 – November 2025)
Posted - 11.11.25 
Posted
– 12. 11.25 x 2 -Their
very foin version of „Doity Ole Toon“ aka „Drekikeh Shtot“ (in Yiddish no less) is a brilliant Party Stomper -
"T'be Sure T'be Sure"
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Posted - 16.11.25 x 2 - "It'll Be The New LA LA LAND With Skippy & Crime - Hooray!" & "Yer Cannie Blame The Vatican On That One Son!"
Posted - 20.11.25 x 2 - "A National Treasure In My Book, And That's A Fact!"& Also A Similarly Like-minded Kindred Spririt - I expect they knew each other too?
Posted – 21.11.25 x 2Posted - 24.11.25 - "And It Don't Seem A Day Too Long"
Posted - 25.11.25 - I Much Enjoyed Watching This Little Gem Again Last Evening
Posted - 13.12.25 - Well Worth An Earwig PS: I Just heard it for the first time, most impressive 
Posted
– 14.12.25 x 2 – Given the Open & ever-Racist Nature of Australia, it won’t
be too long before the mud (and far worse) start flying in
retribution [sic] – Is Social Media To Blame?
Posted
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Posted - 17.12.25Posted - 24.12.25 - A'cheeky wee book for any Jocks oot there, actually capable of reading it from cover to cover?"
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Posted - 31.12.25 - "Treble Vegemite Sandwiches All Round - YAWN!"
Posted - 02.01.26 - Fishy Sweaty Socks oddly come to mind?
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Posted - 13.01.26 - Australia simply remains insignificant & irrelevant, nobody of 'any merit' gives a monkey's toss in the real world, period"
Posted - 15.01.26 x 2
Posted - 31.12.25 - "Treble Vegemite Sandwiches All Round - YAWN!"
Posted - 13.01.26 - Australia simply remains insignificant & irrelevant, nobody of 'any merit' gives a monkey's toss in the real world, period"
Posted
– 05.02.26 – An interesting little Paddy Number watched
last evening for the first time – No wonder they all want to leave asap
Posted - 07.02.26 x 3
Posted - 08.02.26 - Paddy Power Working For You
Posted - 09.02.26 x 2 - "It'll All End In Yet More Alligator Tears, So It Will!" + Australian Impotence
Posted - 23.02.26 - Ever Tacky 'Hard Rock Cafés' Come To Mind? - I find it pretty difficult to fathom, just why any right-minded people (even in Australia) would want to even go near the places, period?
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Posted – 17.03.26 x 3 – Probably the Greatest Tiddly Tum Number in the entire known Multiverse & Falkirk + Now Dare's A Ting & Not to forget that it's actually older than the, er, Labour Party too of course
Posted - 19.03.26
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Posted - 22.03.26 - But who will they blame, it's always somebody elses fault with the auld 'Chip on Their Shoulder Sweaties', innit
Posted - 26.03.26 x 3 - Tis A Jock-Kraut So It Is
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Posted - 10.04.26 "Maybe It's Because I's A Glasgower That I Love Glasgee Toon" PS: "Full On Fruitcake Control-Freak Dundonian In This Cheeky Wee Case Though"
Posted - 19.04.26 x 2 - Wrong Coast, They Absolutely Adore Them On The West Side - Hurrah! & But Who Can Actually Afford The Stuff?
Posted - 22.04.26 x 2 "Aren't The Welsh, Really Such Marvellously Funny People?"
Posted - 23.04.26 - Australia's good auld South Korean mates on the block
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