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This might be just the ticket for any really slow readers out there!
https://www.slow-journalism.com/
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50 Dracma's a week? - No! This really did make me laugh out loud
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Susie, Fritz, and the Doyle-McCullum's
AGM = Agri-Growers MOAN
They all brilliantly voted for Brexit too of course, perhaps they should all become proud Third Country British Trawlermen instead then? If of course those nasty, but nice Russian Factory Ship chaps will let them that is? You know, those very same nasty Russian’s who now supply most of today’s patriotic UK Chippies with cheap enough cod to just make a meagre living with – Hooray!
Fun Observation From Sunny EU Berlin – 15.06.24 – The world-beating County of Essex has been the permanent home to 20 Tory MPs since the very beginning of time, but will the next election finally change history at long last, one asks in all amusement? - Hooray!
Here in Sunny EU Berlin/Germany it’s still very much spelt ‚Stumm‘ of course – Hooray! PS: And as every schoolchild here also knows ‚eng‘ means ‚Little Narrow.-Mindedland‘ too – Hooray!
„Court short“
Good Luck & Thank You Julian Assange! The human world would certainly be an even darker place than it already is, without brave investigative journalists such as yourself. https://www.dw.com/en/assange-to-plead-guilty-and-return-to-australia-after-deal-with-the-us/a-69461713
Pat and Nick (no relation) were enjoying a nice fat joint one fine dusky evening on Clacton Beach, when suddenly a bloody great hand rose out of the oggin and swayed from side to side „B’Jazus, Dat Wozza Big Wave“ – I’ll get my coat!
It’s the ever-caring, ever-greedy, world-beating Tories – Hooray! https://www.private-eye.co.uk/hp-sauce
Course any fat wallet-carrying tourists in world-beating Third Country Britian, will all be homegrown these days anyway – Hooray!
He’s a well down to earth Southwark Springer named Keir (and his dad was a toolmaker) – „Cripes!“ https://webmail.freenet.de/Cloud/?shareToken=e48c759c4fbb11b58d9da1002a09c27f8e94c6c1
Posted – 07.07.2024: The ever-chamelion-esque Tories will already be cunningly plotting a money-making safe plan for the next 30+ years or so – simply put, they’re ever-greedy ever-hypocritical bastards – Cripes!
Yet Another Briliant Classic – Posted 10.07.24
Posted - 11.07.24 - Catch up on the new Prime Minister’s cunning plans - https://www.private-eye.co.uk/podcast?utm_source=brand&utm_medium=ad-page-94&utm_campaign=ad-page-94
They coming to get you Kiwis!
Never happen here of course
Posted 27.07.24: Well here in the world’s Greenest & Most Tolerant Capital City, namely Sunny EU Berlin, we celebrate today, the 46th Christopher Street Day (CSD) Protest once again– Hooray! https://www.berlin.de/en/events/2096878-2842498-csd-christopher-street-day.en.html
Posted 27.0724: „Thank You“ ever-beautiful EU Paris, your Olympic Opening Ceremony yesterday was truly World Class. PS: Not an idiotic, flying Fatty Johnson to be seen anywhere either – I wonder how many Londoners have enjoyed ‚their own land‘ since that great scam finished then? https://www.bbc.com/sport/olympics/articles/cw4yepmknkpo
Posted – 29.07.24 - Probably the most famous Jewish Track of all time, and how I really loved it as a spotty teenager too (still do of course). PS: Here in Sunny EU Berlin, a Zimmermann is a Carpenter no less – Fancy! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hr3Stnk8_k
Posted - 06.08.24 - Special New NHS Service
Posted – 07.08.24 – A reasonable summing up methinks – „Cripes!“
Posted – 12.08.24 „Only an Angel never a God“
The wanton mass-death and destruction aka ‚collateral damage‘ currently occurring in The Gaza Strip instantly came to mind.
Aussie Foreplay – Posted: 01.09.24
https://webmail.freenet.de/Cloud/?shareToken=c67e166179dd229fe1fc7bc4c8025e16795655d8
Very wise insider advice – Posted: 01.09.24
https://webmail.freenet.de/Cloud/?shareToken=728c612d124c1224bfeaf9601c0c13a3fd2857bb
A heavy old kind of summer night – Posted: 01.09.24
https://webmail.freenet.de/Cloud/?shareToken=6224bf84a8a880cba496bf972233b90f10a701c6
Posted - 07.09.24 - So absolutely no surprises there then.
https://www.dw.com/en/australia-strips-medals-over-afghan-war-crimes/a-70195380
Brave SAAS Troops based in Sunny WA Perth of course - Who Knew? - Posted - 12.09.24
„Cos they simply can’t grasp the difference attwixt 33 and 45“
Posted
– 15.09.24
Tweet
(before X) to @TraylorHoward on 10.01.23 >„Time
leap 14 Years! Hi Traylor! Just heard your real voice for the very
first time, (as I expected) Monk is shown here on National German TV
(Great translation works very well). Be Good Now! PS: Recently saw
original Cagney & Lacey for first time too – Pioneering stuff –
WOW!!!“ - Still all remains perfectly true (to-date 563 click thingies) –
Hooray! Posted – 15.09.24
Posted – 07.10.24 – A Mind-Bogglingly Uninteresting & Totally Impotent Fun Fact: I actually heard Miss Howard’s real voice for the very first (and very last) time, by Goggling her on The Tonight Show talking to Jay Leno. She was just about to begin working on Monk, and was very excited to soon be meeting Bitty Schram, her predecessor who played Sharona, as well as the rest of the cast too, naturally. PS: Latest Coldplay links, bottom of Page 4, ie with today's date attached – Hooray!
Posted – 30.09.24 - This wonderful (Newly-owned - and sold for a well cushty 100 million quid, so 1 x Harry Kane from Spurs to Bayern) Speccie wishful thinking and 100% total self-delusion (plus standard graph-juggling) is really a constant source of amusement for many of us here in The Sunny EU. That prize serial loser, aka Gove, will soon be taking the editorial (sic) helm as well, you simply couldn’t make it all up – Hooray!
https://www.spectator.co.uk/article/can-anything-stop-germanys-decline/
Posted - 01.10.24 - Smart money says that this chap'll do equally as good a job as his predecessor, even when having to face possible Trump Tantrums - Hooray! https://www.dw.com/en/mark-rutte-takes-over-as-nato-chief/a-70371118
Posted - 02.10.24 - But will he now go to Leyton Orient? https://www.dw.com/en/germany-honors-j%C3%BCrgen-klopp-with-highest-civic-award/a-70376826
Posted - 02.10.24 - But who'll be the main suspects on the top ten list then? https://news.sky.com/story/ian-hislop-have-i-got-news-for-you-star-in-taxi-hit-by-suspected-gunshot-13226352
Posted - 08.10.24 - And with no'a cheeky-wee deep-fried Falkirk Mars Bar t'be seen – Fancy! https://foodanddrink.scotsman.com/in-the-news/the-59-scottish-chippies-judged-the-best-in-the-country-in-scottish-fish-and-chip-awards/
Posted – 25.10.24 too – What a Real Cracker so it is - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPa7bsKwL-c
Posted - 27.10.24 - Brilliant Lyrics, and she's not even Oirish! - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wOsiM2T_xc
"Never Trust A Skinny Cook“
Posted – 07.12.24
Posted - 08.01.25 - It seems like a contest attwixt Yanks, Aussies and t'British - https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025/jan/08/flat-packing-them-soldier-says-sas-described-killing-afghans-in-casual-way
- Posted – 03.02.25 – Something really positive from Bonnie Scotland for once – Edinburgh (near Falkirk) Hooray!
- https://www.theskinny.co.uk/music/interviews/spotlight-on-brooke-combe - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pb7BN6iPMxI
- And there's more - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEuoX8u3p2k
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Posted
– 06.02.25
Posted
– 09.02.25 x 2 – It’s been a long long time since I last heard
this cheeky wee cracker t’be sure -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UUWkr4FUlo- Posted – 10.02.25 – Little Scotland simply cannie get it’s shit together with anything these days it seems - https://news.sky.com/story/blocked-sewer-forces-bryan-adams-to-cancel-concert-in-perth-13306557
- Posted – 12.02.25 – This cheeky-wee Auld Tune is currently being played by thousands of late-middle-aged and totally bored Australian men, alone in front of
- steamy mirrors, in their belove’d ‚Man Sheds‘ right across the country „Wow!“ - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P59MaQyQFFI
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- Posted – 13.02.25 – This is where Little Scotland W.A. gets all of it’s world-beating highly sanitized, er, News (sic) from - https://thewest.com.au/ - All the de facto illiterate locals, (and there are many) simply gawp at SKY 24/7 https://www.skynews.com.au/ nodding their heads like wobbly toy dogs in rear car windows – Hooray!
- Posted – 16.02.25 – Must be true then eh! https://www.bbc.com/news/videos/c5y61gd0n3zo
- PS: Here in Sunny EU Berlin/Germany it ‚finally‘ became a criminal offence last year, to ‚harrass and badger‘ women (no matter for what reason) who go into abortion clinics/practices seeking private consultation & treatment, period. Heavy fines and imprisonment have already been handed out - PPS: LIke Scotland, (not England) EU Germany has also fairly recently outlawed the horrendous practice of 'Gay Conversion Therapy' (sic) too - Hooray!
- Posted - 17.02.25
- Posted – 20.02.25 – The Aussies wake up for 5 minutes -https://www.dw.com/en/australia-says-unusual-chinese-ships-near-its-east-coast-not-a-threat/a-71678444
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Posted – 02.03.25 – Course some Australians are so homesick after emigrating to the likes of Ireland or Scotland, that brilliant Shows like this, are an absolute Godsend for them – Hooray! https://www.regfm.com.au/Radio-Play.html
Posted - 03.03.25
Posted – 09.03.25 – Always so very desperate to be relevant and in the major headlines, pity they simply puff out though, just like Mr Orange - https://www.dw.com/en/ukraine-updates-australia-to-consider-peacekeeping-mission/live-71870931
Posted – 11.03.25 – A top man, very much after my own foin taste so he is, t'be sure - https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=H8dZwXnMrRU
Posted - 14.03.25 - What a load of ever-hypocritical Bampot Numpties & Scunners- Aye! https://www.scotsman.com/news/politics/eric-trump-john-swinney-edinburgh-scathing-business-not-politics-5032301Posted – 16.03.25 – Tiddly-Tum Russian Style
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbBU06irWT8
- Posted - 17.03.25 - They certainly nailed her alright, you really have to put your foot down with a firm hand in these matters - https://www.dw.com/en/australian-woman-in-court-for-trying-to-sell-regurgitated-toes/a-71939176
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Also Posted - 17.03.25 x 2 - Please see Link just above - posted 11.03.25
Posted
– 18.03.25 – Private Eye Magazine "Pedantry
Corner"
(issue 1644 – March 2025) – Please refer to great cartoon just above,
posted -03.03.25
Posted - 26.03.25Posted - 08.04.25 - No bloody fear of calling a spade a spade there then - https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c20zd4k6d36o
- Posted - 09.04.25 - "You um it and I'll play it son!"- https://www.spectator.co.uk/article/finally-were-cracking-down-on-buskers/
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